#anyone who roleplayed on club penguin knows

[minustwofingers]

i type rlly rlly fast and as a party trick i can beat literally anyone at type racer but what i don’t tell people is that the only reason i type so fast is because i did so much role playing on club penguin in my youth

[autisticlio]

To those who don’t know, SmallWorlds was a virtual world game that was shut down in 2018. It was released in 2008. My only memories of the game were roleplaying in this one world that had a gothic and cemetery look, and watching YouTube videos in the various player-made lots. I also recall always playing the laser tag game in it. Considering the nostalgia many people have here with Club Penguin and similar games, I wanted to know if anyone else remembered this. If you do, feel free to add onto this with your own experiences.

[thealmightygremm]

The Death of the Virtual World Era: A Retrospective Glance

Habbo Hotel, Club Penguin, IMVU, Gaia Online. All of these once beloved web apps have slowly faded into obscurity, either by shutting down or by a loss of player base. Growing up, I always adored online virtual world games. For all who played them, they offered, friendship, enjoyment, and escapism. You could be anything you wanted to be so long as there was a community for it. Want to roleplay as a mafia boss and run a high-end casino? Or maybe family roleplay is more your speed and you'd like to adopt or get adopted. Or maybe you just wanted to hangout and meet other people being your genuine self. These games offered that and are so treasured and yet still, they've vanished. But why?

Anyone whose even looked a little into the death of the virtual world empire that took the internet by storm in the mid 2000's-2010's knows that there's a fairly easily traced to one big factor: A lack of new players. As these games got older, so did their player bases. In turn, the virtual worlds would take one of two approaches on average to combat this: a. Lean towards a maturing audience in order to appease their existing player base.

b. Go for a hyper kid-friendly approach to attempt to draw in new, younger players.

The primary flaw with the first method mainly laid in the fact that older players are more prone to leaving the virtual worlds; either by getting bored and quitting intentionally, or by simply being an adult and having life cause the time investment into the world to sink in exchange for other demands on their time.

The second approach's flaw is a bit more complicated. A big reason many corporate execs thought that option B was the best route to take is that it by all means appears to be on the surface. New blood means new money and traffic and means that even if a player loses interest in the game, a new one will take their place. However many countries have strict laws governing businesses that are directed for children; and this ramped up in the mid-late 2010's. Companies could no longer shove advertisements at kids in the same way that they could in years prior. Children's online safety acts swept across the US, Canada, and the UK in response to parental concern over a multitude of websites and web activities.

As a result, it became increasingly more expensive to run these types of worlds while targeting kids. Heavy moderation teams were required, and advertising became a much more expensive process. This caused many great titans to fall. While some, like club penguin and webkinz, have tried their hands at re-launching their games for a mobile-centric audience, they just haven't had the pull that they used to have.

Ironically, those games who leaned into an older audience- such as IMVU, Habbo, and Gaia, all still remain in (relatively) their original state with an active- but smaller- player base. I feel as though a big player in their success lies in both the nostalgia they bring as well as the niche communities they've formed. Are any of these good by today's standards? Well... That's a rant for another day.

/End Rant

**Note: I deliberately excluded Second Life from the discussion, as it is an anomaly of it's own.

[tippenfunkaport]

if ur still doing fic requests, can u do how all the SPOP characters react to Elon Musk and the twitter implosion?

I got this ask few days ago and wrote this but didn't post bc I left some characters out but I’m never going to have a better chance to post it than now so, here ya go!

Catra and Glimmer immediately went on the assault, using their verified status to impersonate the Muskrat… were both promptly suspended. Catra a few hours before Glimmer, which won her the bet between them, and she will never, EVER let Glimmer live it down.

Catra does still maintain Melog's Twitter presence (Entrapta buttered the cat as part of an elaborate experiment and Melog went viral) because its platform on unions and worker's rights was too important to squander.

In the spirit of Adventure!, Sea Hawk took advantage of the unregulated verification system to sow chaos by registering as a number of political figures and brands. At last count, he'd managed to tank the value of Amazon stock with what pundits are nicknamed the "wick in a box" stunt and was the direct cause of Old Spice suing Twitter for “damaging the sanctity of the brand and also several nautically theme shooting sets.”

Mermista claimed that the whole thing was, like, too stupid to join in but that was because she was secretly hoping to use her Twitter account to participate in #pitmad this year and finally get a book deal for Dead in the Water, the first in her series of undersea murder mysteries.

Adora immediately made accounts on Mastodon, Cohost, and every other Twitter alternative she could find and is trying to build up a following. She has tweeted the exact same joke on no less than five platforms as of this moment and is frantically researching tips for increasing engagement because social media is a game and she WILL win.

Bow's Twitter account was also suspended for impersonating Musk. Glimmer again. But he never really used it. He's more into making helpful YouTube tutorials. He has a Tumblr account too, but it's mostly filled with embarrassing old posts from his old Pirates of the Caribbean roleplaying days.

Netossa and Spinnerella finally ceded their long standing competition to see who could get the most Twitter followers and decided to concentrate on their popular YouTube channel where they document their ongoing prank war. They are currently competing to see who can stack the most verified checkmarks on their Tumblr account.

Kyle said it was a shame about Twitter going down but he wasn't too worried, since he still had his parasocial fanbase of 50 million fans who watched his gaming streams. Despite his underwhelming face reveal last month, he is still currently part of 3 of the top 10 ships on AO3.

Lonnie also streams and 99% of the comments on her streams are about how she's so underrated and deserves so much more popularity. She and Rogelio also have a big following on their fitness TikTok where they participate in funny trends and bully Kyle.

Entrapta does not need a social network. She IS the social network. She's so deeply tapped in she knows about every trend or breaking news story five minutes before it happens and has personally overthrown at least two governments without leaving her desk chair. She has an account on every major social network, but her close friends know those are just bots working off highly developed AI. If she does feel like actually socializing online, she makes a burner and hops on Reddit to start trouble in the Linux subreddits by recommending ethically dubious hacks for the lulz.

Hordak used to be a bit of a darkweb edgelord with an extensive collection of NFTs, but he's stopped hanging around with that bad crowd. These days, he's proudly not online at all, but always listens very patiently whenever Entrapta tries to explain the latest memes.

Frosta's deep into the Club Penguin fandom on Tumblr and has written 400k words of Jelsa fanfic she would die if anyone in the princess alliance found out about.

Castaspella only uses Facebook, where she shares nothing but wine-mom Minion memes despite the fact that she is not a mom and has never seen any of the Despicable Me movies. The day Farmville went offline, she wept openly.

Micah also only uses Facebook. His wizard roleplay group uses it for meetings. He signs every single one of his status (“Had a lovely with my daughter today! -Micah”) and no one can convince him to stop.

George and Lance share a Facebook account and also sign every post so when the three dads start talking to each other, it's too #cringe #oldfail for anyone else to look at.

Adora banned Swift Wind from the internet because he's too gullible and has fallen for every online scam there is.

Perfuma left Twitter at her therapist's suggestion because it made her too angry. She was incapable of not trying to “patiently” explain to people why they were wrong, no matter how bad faith the argument. She was once ratioed so hard in the comments of RoudUp’s official twitter account that she started a four day flamewar that only ended when Scorpia had to physically stop her from getting into her car and hunting down the other users. These days she just looks at the pretty pictures on Pinterest and takes a deep, calming breath. Though her eye still twitches at the idea that somehow, somewhere someone is probably being wrong on the internet.

Scorpia herself was at first heartbroken when she heard about Twitter’s potential demise until Perfuma showed her that there are also cute animal accounts to follow on Tumblr and Facebook and then she was all good.

Double Trouble has said they will be going down with the ship, keeping their dozen+ different troll and sockpuppet accounts going until the very end because they enjoy the chaos.

Wrong Hordak does not use Twitter but he would love to show you this most amusing meme he found that you definitely already saw four months ago.

[dinosaurtsukki]

haikyuu!! + things they were doing on the internet when they were like... 12

a/n: is this also a call-out post for myself and a way to make fun of things i did? yes

Hinata: playing those free to play weird-ass games on y8.com when he’s not fighting over the computer with his sister

Kageyama: watching ‘top ten best sets in volleyball games with slow-motion’ again and again until his sister taught him how to use youtube

Tsukishima: writing long essays that he posts on facebook about how much twilight sucks and how much he hates it. definitely had a twilight phase

Yamaguchi: secretly writing twilight fanfiction and posting them on wattpad. he got pretty famous for them but he’ll never talk about it

Ennoshita: played Feeding Frenzy a lot. like, a Lot. this man was a literal god

Tanaka: MAKING PUNK/EMO EDITS OF HIS FAVORITE CELEBRITIES. his masterpiece was punk harry styles feat. 6 earrings and a neck tattoo

Nishinoya: watching american ninja warrior compilations but the ones with ‘eye of the tiger’ edited over them to make them extra awesome

Daichi: coming up with his own inspirational quotes that are kind of terrible like ‘even though i’ve been beaten down, i’ll always get back up’ and posting them on facebook thinking that he’ll inspire people somehow

Sugawara: watching ‘Hetalia Ep. 25 VIETSUB|SPN|ENG subtitles pt. 2/28′ on youtube. either that or ouran high school host club idk this guy had a phase

Asahi: taking a whole bunch of those ‘what your fashion says about you’ quizzes until he eventually made one himself as well as a polyvore account

Oikawa: reading and writing doctor who fanfiction before eventually getting into sherlock and supernatural. yes, he shipped destiel. yes, the destiel canon thing on november ruined him

Iwaizumi: he was really into looking up random animal videos like ‘tarantula vs. scorpion fight’ and stuff like monster bug wars from animal planet and when oikawa made fun of his search history he figured out how to delete it

Hanamaki: vibing to the Phineas and Ferb songs playlist that he made on youtube (of course the aglet song is his favorite one)

Matsukawa: a true tumblr child and was there when this hellsite was first birthed. he remembers the tumblr wars between the fandom and the hipster blogs all too well

Ushijima: didn’t know what the internet was until tendou realized he didn’t have a skype so he made an account for him. until now, ushijima’s status still says ‘hi, wakatoshi here’

Tendou: watching a whole bunch of minecraft song parodies on youtube before eventually making them himself 

Semi: either learning guitar through youtube videos or looking up ‘how to play lucky by jason mraz EASY VERSION | NO BAR CHORDS’ 

Shirabu: he used only Google+ as his social media and wondered why he wasn’t getting any friends

Goshiki: this kid was blessed to be twelve years old when the lego movie came out so he most definitely just used the internet to listen to ‘everything is awesome’ again and again

Kuroo: definitely a fandom kid, one of those from the six major book fandoms (hp, pjo, hg). used to run a fricking roleplay group on tumblr and his oc’s always have a Dark Backstory

Kenma: youguysaregonnacomeformebut--- SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FANFICTION OKAY BYE

Yaku: playing Pet Society on facebook. is it such a coincidence to see him so decked out and rich now when his pet had the same lifestyle? nO

Lev: playing those papa louie games (papa’s pizzeria, papa’s burgeria, etc) and trying to force the game to crash by serving customers 500 chicken wings

Bokuto: as soon as he got a skype account, he’d pretty much voice call anyone and everyone he saw had an ‘active’ status on but his friends didn’t have the heart to switch their status to ‘inactive’

Akaashi: was the king of making ‘which ___ character would be into you (for girls and gays only!!!)’ quizzes that are very detailed. he’d even make a whole character profile with a ‘how you met them’ at the end

Atsumu: used to secretly watch episodes of ‘boys over flowers’ and ‘meteor garden’ on the computer when he was alone at home. eventually got into girl’s generation and super junior

Osamu: a master at playing poptropica and even had a whole gig making poptropica walkthroughs for other people. sometimes he’d play club penguin and get himself kicked out for swearing just for fun

Suna: looking up ‘demons by imagine dragons with lyrics’ on youtube and just playing it on loop. his desktop wallpaper says ‘don’t get too close, it’s dark inside’

Kita: didn’t know what the internet was until suna and aran took pity on him and helped him create a facebook account. until now, his profile pic is still a picture of his jersey number and he has 99+ unchecked notifications

Sakusa: his cousin introduced him to sims. except, sakusa doesn’t play ‘for fun’ but to vicariously live the average salaryman life through his virtual character (he named him steve)

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[tomfooleryandclownishshenanigans]

A LITTLE INFO ABOUT EARTH 8 1/2'S JOKER (with a little bit of commentary from the man himself in "[]" and from the mod in "{}")

Name: Jack Anschel "The Joker" Napier [Yes, my middle name is 'Anschel'. It's a very common and desirable Jewish name, so shut your trap]

Nicknames and Aliases: Clown, Chuckles, Red Nose [It is NOT red, so stop calling me that, VICTOR], J, JJ, Mistah J [Ew], Lady Tomfool, The Clown Prince of Crime [My personal favorite], The Ace of Knaves, The Jester of Genocide, The Harlequin of Hate, The Man Who Laughs, Puddin' [Again, eeeeeeeeew]

Age: 29

Date of Birth: April 25, 1992 [Referencessssssss...]

Pronouns: Any [You can call me whatever you like; I still will likely never acknowledge your existence, but at least you gave it a try]

Gender: [Would you believe me if I said I was a cabbage?] {He's genderqueer [I got this from @harleyquinnade on Instagram]}

Orientation: [No comment] {While it's safe to say that he's probably bi/pan/omniromantic (with a preference for masculine traits) and graysexual and/or s*x shy, he's still experimenting a bit}

Height: 6'6"[Well, 6'5" and fifteen sixteenths, but why be technical?]

Weight: 180 lbs [...of pure muscle]

Eye Color: One green eye, one purple eye with a white pupil {It's unclear whether his eyes are actually like this or if he just wears contacts for the aesthetic}

Hair Color: Toxic green {...with five pounds of hair gel in it} [How dare you!? There are only 3, tops]

Other Aspects of Appearance: The Joker's features are so chiseled that they could likely chop someone in half. He always meticulously styles his frizzy mop of hair every morning to keep it up to par with the rest of him, but it still miraculously ends up sticking out everywhere anyhow. He can usually be found in one of his many gaudy, purple suits, his go-to choice of outfit ever since his... accident. Even though his lips are red enough on their own, he still wears lipstick and usually some eyeliner and eyeshadow.

Face Claim: A mix between Anthony Misiano in cosplay, a younger, clean-shaven Cesar Romero; and the drawings you've seen of him on this blog [Yes indeed; I'm a looker] {You're a twink, too} [And your point is...? That means that I'm extra attractive, doesn't it?]

Voice Claim: A mix between Harry Houdini and Cesar Romero {Imagine a voice that's mostly in the middle in terms of tone, but is a little on the deeper side. It has this sultry, Old Hollywood feel to it and would remind one of someone one might have a conversation with at one of Gatsby's lavish parties}

Likes: Blood, Gore, Stand-up comedy, A nice, expensive suit; Every Stooge but Shemp, Chaos, Frank Sinatra, Prince, Singing [No, I certainly do NOT like singing! Wherever did you get that idea...?], Butterscotch suckers, Club soda, Cream Soda, Orange Soda, Doritos [Nacho Cheese, not Cool Ranch], Sandwiches, [BATMAN], [Messing with Batman's little birdies], [My favorite armchair], etc.

Dislikes: A Clean and organized workspace {His living habits are as chaotic as his personality}, Bad gags, Germs, Stupidity, Copycats [Here's looking at you, EDWARD], Most human contact, The Scarecrow, Catwoman, [DAMIAN WAYNE], etc.

Favorite Weapons: Switchblade, Bare hands, Tommy gun, Six-shooter {regular and/or extra-long}, Rubber chicken {Don't ask}

Parents: [Which story would you prefer? I have at least six good ones]

Other Relations: Jessica Darron {former foster mother}, Daniel Darron {former foster father (six feet under)}, Lucy Quinzel {daughter}, Bruce Wayne [Nananananananana, Batmannnnn...], Edward "The Riddler" Nygma [former flame], Lex Luthor [also a former flame], John Constantine [don't ask], Oswald "The Penguin" Cobblepot [it was just one date], Robert "Geraldo" Ricci [My right-hand man and NOTHING MORE] {He thinks you're hot} [No, he doesn't!], Alexis "Punchline" Kaye {the Joker's main henchwoman and Lucy's "aunt"}, Harleen "Harley Quinn" Quinzel [{Ahhhhhhh...}]

{NOTE: I know that some of this information is a repeat of other posts. I just thought that compiling all of this information in one place would make things easier for anyone looking to roleplay with him}

[amochi]

11/11/11 Tag Game

Rules: Answer 11 questions, write your own 11, then tag 11 people

I was tagged by @touchingmadness thank you so much lovely <3 I’m gonna put my questions/people I’m tagging under the cut!

1. Whats one thing about writing that you’re really good at?

Those slowburn angsty romances. Especially when I can write their first kiss, its my favorite thing to write and I really get into it

2. What’s one thing about writing that you’re trying to improve on?

My action scenes. I love writing fast paced action but I find I struggle with actually... Writing them well y’know? It never comes across how I want it to lol

3. Is there anything you’ve written that seems out of place compared to your other work? If so, what is it?

I mean, not necessarily. All my writing seems to have patterns to it and I tend to follow specific genres/aesthetics but I have only ever written one fanfiction before and that was my sherlock one on wattpad. That one is probably the most out of box thing I’ve written

4. What’s your preferred genre to write in?

Anything with strange elements. I lean more towards fantasy or sci fi and ping pong off those but I also love writing supernatural contemporary

5. Is there anything that all your work has in common? If so, what is it?

Strong female protagonists/lead characters lol, also that angsty romance I always love writing angsty romance

6. Do you prefer writing series or standalones?

Technically all my stories have been standalones since I’ve never gotten far enough to call it a series but I’m gonna say series cuz they’ve all been planned out in more than just one installment (for instance, my current WIP is shaping up to be a trilogy in my mind)

7. What was the first thing you ever wrote? Creatively speaking?

Does roleplay count? I roleplayed on club penguin when I was little LOL, but as far as my own stuff I remember having to write a story based on a photo we were given from a magazine in 6th grade

8. Have you ever written fanfiction?

Yes, my sherlock one was p popular but don’t look for it anymore cuz I deleted it lol. I also tried my hand at an AOT one but it didn’t get far. I would write dragon age fanfiction but I feel like I’m not versed enough in the lore of that world yet to do so

9. Who are your favorite authors?

OOOoooH hm, idk if I have a favorite author. I have books I like but I never really read more than one series or book from an author... I suppose Marissa Meyer? I read all her stuff but tbh haven’t been happy with her newest series so idk

10. What’s your goal as a writer?

Get published lol, it’s my dream to see my book on a shelf somewhere

11. What’s a random fact about your current WIP?

It’s the culmination of my years worth of failed WIP’s and ideas/plot bunnies I’ve had floating around in my head for 5+ years

My questions/tags below!

1. What is your favorite book/book series?

2. What aesthetics do you most like to represent in your writing?

3. Do you have a favorite quote you’ve written in a story?

4. Have you ever cried/laughed while writing your own thing before?

5. What is your ideal writing time? (i.e. mornings, nights, etc...)

6. Do you have a favorite writing space?

7. What is the word count of your largest project?

8. What was your favorite project to write?

9. What is your muse?

10. What attaches you to characters you like? Is there a theme?

11. What piece of media (whether it be a book, a show, a move etc...) inspires you the most?

I tag: @darlingimmafangirl @unnecessarilylongurl @mehlodi-sims @kippielovesyou @buttsonthebeach (and anyone else who wants to do it aaah I don’t follow a lot of writers I know very well ajsfsdghfjfg)

[clavi-crossing]

Horse plinko?

Oh for the blorbo ask? Since you didn't attach a fandom I'll randomly choose one!

Uuuuh Panfu, Go!!!

Horse Plinko is kinda difficult since a lot of characters I like I don't usually threatingly loom over to throw in a barrell and laugh about it (Sorry Paul Atishon Ace Attorney). BUT I think this is a good opportunity to curse you with unwanted knowledge from when I was a babby on the internet...

So first of all Panfu was a kids' chatting site pretty much exactly like Club Penguin but with pandas, I'm 100% sure it was inspired. It had games and quests to play and two of those quests featured a villain character named Bonez... this might be one of my earliest blorbos ever.

This guy.

I had NO idea what a fandom was or how to engage with people so I just kinda sat there in my highschool classes all day thinking about this fictional evil panda who captures animals to sell them to a toy factory canonically. (You stop him, it's fine.)

Now the reason I chose him for Horse Plinko... For some child-brain reason I was like omg omg what if... the animals that he captures try to like.. kill him?? I THINK THAT WOULD BE FUNNY YEAH I'LL THINK ABOUT THIS-

DGFJSD THIS is still so funny to me, I imagined the frickin Woobys driving a military tank chASING HIM ACROSS THE FOOTBALL FIELD (A LOCATION INGAME) I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE THIS I THOUGHT THIS WAS PEAK STORY TELLING

He has a scarf here because I also made him sick so my panda character named snusi could take care of him aww poor bby did the cute animals terrorize u again it's okay

Whenever the moderators were online as the two main characters from the blog to interact with the players -- I think I used to follow them around only to ask them if Bonez was around... if he would also visit one day. Maybe I only thought about asking this and I was too shy BUT I KNOW FOR A FACT I was hoping so much they would have him visit, not realizing that lore-wise this would make no sense because he's evil and unpopular. Why tf would they have someone roleplay him on the servers for people.... They also never responded because they had a massive crowd of people around them at all times making it impossible to have a hint of a conversation. Little me learned a lesson that day that only Popular Blorbo Havers (derogatory) get what they want and that life isn't fair but I'm getting off topic!!!

I think it's not too far fetched to say I also bothered other poor unsuspecting players with a character they forgot about 0.2 seconds after finishing the quests. I hung out in his quest spots all day and was like 🥺 omg bonez I miss u so much I'm sorry that the animals were mean to you and

*GETS HIT BY LIGHTNING* .... Hey let me update my hc real quick that I just made up 5 seconds ago.

So, at the end of the Pokopets quest where Eloise helps you trap Bonez in his own airplane to send him to like.. Antarctica I think??? via autopilot that he can't for some reason turn off (The 1st picture is from that.) his plane actually crashes into the ocean... I love antagonizing good characters but I love the paranormal in fiction even more so!!! His plane shows up on Panfu again one day and everyone is like OH SHOOT HE'S BACK but the it looks all fucked up and not like it should be able to operate, let alone be able to fly back here. It's beat up and full of holes and seagrass And shit gets SPOOKY because Bonez' ghost is haunting it and you have to like uuhh do smth!! Like!!! uhm new quest one final quest for my boy Bonez where he haunts shit!!!! I'm ALMOST embarrassed to tell all this but I sometimes randomly think about it like... huh, I never told anyone, no one knows I like Bonez Panfu and made the funny 2ft tall pets bloodthirsty because I found it so deep when I was 12.

I'm happy to burden you with this knowledge please have a great day idk who you are but thank you!!!!

[updatedphan]

🛩 dan’s younow april 4, 2017 🛩

I don't hate you all!

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-he's using his phone bc his mouse died -he feels like it looks better tbh -welcome to the chatterino -did u enjoy his vid -he does not hate us. Chillax friendos -phil is not a very rude person -they have Reciprocal Bants -they're doing a lotta traveling soon -should dan upload more dumb casual videos -did u like the craft vid -how us it been 3 years -"good things come in 3s" -it's the end of the craft channel rest in peace -they felt like the 3rd vid was the Natural Progression of the craft channel -don't talk to him about food -if u got Anything out of tht shirtless phil scene. he doesn't know what to say tbh ur worse than them -thx for spamming even after he said Don't Spam -we are completely out of his control -let's do a bit of the show upside down -nvm he can't read the chat -upside-DAN -he'll talk about dapg... -u exist to please urself. no pressure. -so many of his videos just have him having a Breakdown in them now tbh -he should put some Intellectual and Deep content up in the future -his sunday school teacher messaging him made him aware of how anyone can see what he says -sunday school had jams and biscuits that's what he was there for tbh -he left the message unread he can't deal with that tbh -should he stop giving us actual content and just make videos about who's on his Daddy List -they've been Busy Bees -filming lots of gaming videos -woo -he's so good at mario kart -the craft video and illuminati yt meeting weren't planned but he'll take credit anyway -shittywatercolour has no shame -dan is dragging everyone around him into depravity -he heard he was in the bg of 13 reasons -he had to cut the quiz vid down from 25 min -but it was mostly him having a breakdown -yt is aware of the community's opinion on everything they just should try to work faster -Susan Waluigi, CEO of YouTube -nose angle -Hair Cam -he's Relocating his wirrow painting you could say -the next dil video is Dramatic -do u want some Fanservice -ur not ready for this -they were out having lunch -then dan had to meet up with his mum to get his jacket he left at his house -but he was cold so he had to borrow phil's jacket -he was wearing phil's coat for 20 minutes today -holy moly -don't say he doesn't give us what we want tbh -why is anyone even here -baby weasels -give him an app where he can buy a weasel to nibble his hand -his wirrow painting is like damocles' sword rn -did he rly use tht as a reference -club penguin -the vid was just like 20 min of them getting rejected -he wants our input on his ugly video background -let's talk about this in 2 weeks when they're back from australia -when he gets into it send him Palettes -he was so traumatized by his last terrarium experience does he really want to do it again -phil isn't doing a liveshow this week but he may be uploading a video that day instead -he doesn't speak for phil. phil jus told him this -they'll try to upload on liveshow days -prob no liveshows til the 25th (?) -window seats on planes > aisle seats -what's the gender neutral equivalent of BallAche -AssAche -playing with keys ASMR -lookin Fresh -it takes like 30 min to edit craft vids -they were all completely improvised -other than the craft itself ofc -his Weed Jumper is scratchy and leaves fluff all over him -why does he keep it -"phil and i........        [whisper ] i'll break your legs" -forehead 5 o clock shadow -beep beep i'm a sheep -frosty nips -beluga whale -slow puberty -no beard -slow aging boi -sorry if it's laggy -he was betrayed by food yesterday -it didn't come for an hour -their order didn't get processed -so they just ordered domino's -bc it was like. 11 pm and nothing else was open. -a fresh pizza though -the next gaming vid is a Hoot -love/hate with twd -chin fluff -he has tense shoulders -could do with a massage tbh -he used to roleplay sonic with his friends when he was little -his sonic oc was named silver -what is it about sonic the hedgehog that makes children go Nuts -it's a gateway to the furry fandom -the furry fandom is Out There on twitter -it's a whole world for u to get lost in -he almost just ended the show by accident -that's what he's been up to recently -thanks for watching -he's always Semi-Joking -only ever 80% having a breakdown -ty everyone who made quizzes about him -hope u enjoyed the vid -they're off to aus -no liveshows for a bit -maybe next one will be more productive -hope it's been fun -look forward to phil's video and the rearrangement of dan's possessions -Bye